A man goes to the police station wanting to speak to the burglar who broke into his house the night before.
“You’ll get your chance in court,” says the desk sergeant.
“No, no, no!“ says the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying to do that for years!”
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By Dick Dorgan () [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons